This is going to be bad.
It involves a mate of mine. And… it involves some stuff he did not want to post on my blog. To cut is short, tough luck! I’m still going to put it up ’cause it’s too good not to.
This opens our Travel Section.
For those of you who will never come to New Zealand – what you are about to see can be true. In fact, it normally is. Just much better when it is not a bit worse than you’ve expected.
For those of you who are in New Zealand – here’s how the Aussies see you, if they see you. (Landscapes are great and here this technique can be achieved without a hot air baloon, aye?)
For those of you who are just planning to travel to New Zealand – WOW!
(You may wonder who Tim, the guy from the title of this post is. Don’t worry. He is just a fictional character. Like The Pope.)
WARNING: explicit content, perhaps not explicit enough to offend.
Copyright – Tim. Thanks to Liz – wherever you are.
Tags: beer, Lord of the Rings, New Zealand, Travel