Postcard from Lovely Kaikoura, New Zealand
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Internet Fun – Joke of the Day
Sunday, October 25th, 2009What Have We Became?
Sunday, September 13th, 200940 years since Woodstock. And from the Moon Landing. Are we so much more controlled by the corporate robots that we can’t exceed or at least equal our human achievements and our sense of joy from the 60s?
We grounded the Concorde and replaced it with nothing. We are grounding the Space Shuttle and replace it with obsolete, no-return craft.
In the West we are fatter than ever and junk food operators post record profits during recession. Most of Africa remains below poverty. In Congo children dig uranium ore with their bare hands.
In some countries kids can start a gay relationship at sixteen with funding from the government but can’t buy a beer for their dad until they are eighteen.
Jews overtly kill Muslims, Muslims openly kill Christians, Christians have just stopped killing Jews.
Ex-communist billionaire oligarchs buy and sell nuclear stuff to dictators of empty-stomach republics.
The only true war in the last four decades should have been the Falkland/Malvine one. Ugly enough this one, too.
Some corporate CEOs earn more than a rock star and pretty much all big CEOs earn more than the number one tennis player. However, in Africa, Asia and Oceania people who live half the years others live in the West earn less in a month than the equivalent of my dog’s daily breakfast. (Mind you: I don’t really work but I have two big dogs.)
The Mockocast
Monday, August 31st, 2009Soon our best mockoposts will be adapted for the Internet and mockocasted! (This be voice you can listen to if you can’t be bothered reading or if you just can’t.) No, at first there will be no pictures; just use your imagination. (That be the top half of your IQ.)
A team of webmasters, sound engineers, voice-over artists and some radio personalities, togehter with a few notorious bloggers, a bunch of ex-international journalists and many other equally important folk, one of them making a cup of tea, are working as we speak to insure that the mockocasts will be produced can be released soon. The very first episode will only be launched as a collectible edition!
In the future the mockoteam will present interviews with celebs incognito and even live mockocasts from our IP studios, but one step at a time!
Step one: mobile fone in hand or eyes on your PC screen! Step two: stay tuned! Step three: just stay there a bit longer, yes, slightly to the right! That’s it!
The Worst Website Ever – swapid.com
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009During my random searches on the Net (mostly looking for robots) I came across the most ridiculous website. Web page, I should say, as it is not a website (yet?), or maybe I should call it web document as it’s not really a page; or not even a document, it’s just a web text.
I wanted to print screen copy it and post it here but it’s not worth the hassle. Just go have a look at swapid.com – what an exaggerate load of crap!
Let’s swap our ID !!! Let’s have an ID-swapping party 🙂
Or maybe swapid is a verb, like: “I’ll swapid you tonight, baby!” or maybe “Swapida la vista!” Sick stuff, really!
I asked our friends from Google to show me photos of ID swapping and this is what they came up with at number 1 across the web:
A POKEMON!!!
There’s a better one later down the search results:
This one bellow is a great picture, as it’s not even a picture but has a lot to do with the swaps.
My favourite on this search is a more sophisticated one (I have enlarged it for a better view as it was just tiny like a miniature work of art on the Net):
I don’t know what you make of this, but to me it is full of drama and it really tells a long story in one shaky frame. It says: “I’m the frustrated boy racer with a frustratingly slow car, that does ZERO miles per hour at ZERO rpm but some of my other systems work!”
However, nothing can beat the greatest idiotic web proposition ever: swapid.com – I reserve for you the pleasure to get it straight from the horse’s mouth. It only takes one minute if you have a slow connection and it requires about half a neuron to comprehend what’s there and how useless it is!