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What Did in Fact Happen to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Sunday, March 9th, 2014

The strange ‘behaviour’ of the missing jet liner suggests yet another alien abduction / UFO encounter. How can a football field sized aircraft with 250 souls on board, loaded with the latest technology, disappear in a blink of an eye, sending no ‘Mayday’ and leaving no traces?

We consider two plausible explanations:

A. HIJACK AND LOW ALTITUDE FLIGHT TO A HIDDEN RUNWAY

B. ‘BERMUDA TRIANGLE’ TYPE OF ALIEN INTERVENTION

This is a brief analysis of the two scenarios:

A. Men and/or women with stolen passports, using an accomplice at the booking agency and another at the departure border in Kuala Lumpur, possibly even another within the airline’s staff, even one of the crew, boarded the flight illegally. When they think that the flight is out of the Malaysian air space (most of the ascent having been over land), they take over, direct the pilots to descend abruptly and change course back to land. At that moment the 777 had at least 7 hours worth of fuel to be used mainly on cruising high. We may assume the fuel would have lasted about two hours on flying at the sea level. It is early morning, low visibility and a plane can fly in good weather for hundreds of miles under the radar. An organized team of hijackers are directing the plane to an unknown destination, surely on land, where the aircraft can be hidden and/or ditched but the passengers can be used as leverage. There are plenty of countries with a multitude of believes in the area. We estimate that, after some fuel ditching into the sea, the destination would have been at a maximum distance of one hour and a half from the lost contact point. Who has a mile + long runway build into the rain forest for a single landing? Why are we not receiving any terrorist demands? Why don’t spy satellites come up with some pictures?

B. The aliens show up from another dimension/vibration level. The pilots try to change course, but their 777 is no match for the UFO’s capacity to block all communications, then all is suddenly happening elsewhere and the door we used to use is no more.

Judge for yourselves and pray for the passengers. Why do you think.. you think about this ‘crash’? The more time passes without any clue, the more viable the alien theory appears to be.

Of course, some wreckage will have to be produced to avoid public questions.

Bed Time Story Continued from 27/05/12)

Saturday, March 16th, 2013

This is never going to be ready, but it’s good to know that when Faruno crashes his sheep in the old sands of Las Vegas, Alaska, he found nobody on the spot. Faruno had time to stretch his microscopic muscles and he also spend one heroic minute trying to call home, to Planet Go-to-Bed.

Then, suddenly, was it snow or was it dust or simply mind is to slow to comprehend how such a mighty vehicle came out of nowhere.  It had almost four heel and it was spitting fire from some ends, unlike a cow.

Faruno drew close. The mayor of Borington himself drew close to being even closer to an alien.

(To be continued)

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To Be or Not to Be a Kiwi Dad in Emergency Situations

Friday, December 9th, 2011

Sometimes I wonder whether I did well when I decided to move to New Zealand. Occasionally I get a hint. Today I went to get my kid from school and, as he was coming from the indoor swimming pool with all his wet stuff tucked randomly in his backpack, a bright red box fell on the footpath. It was a pocket-size waterproof electronic device which combines radio (including two SW bands), LED torch and USB laptop/cellphone charger, a battery-free dual-powered (dynamo and solar) compact emergency unit. Initially, my Romanian-educated instincts made me believe that my son pinched it somehow and I was ready to take it to the ‘lost and found property’ area, then I realized that every single kiddo had one of them. The NZ Red Cross gave every single school-aged child in Christchurch this survival item in the wake of the terrible earthquake we had earlier this year. Yet sometimes I doubt I’ve made a good decision by coming to this country – in the end of the day I didn’t get a bright red solar radio to listen to my cricket when I have my beer pretending that I’m out fishing, boating or camping. This is age discrimination and I should complain to the authorities!

This is no advert, I really like it!

Oh, it seems that the Americans get a fake version of this device. Watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_10KXcTGV4g

only if you have nothing better to do. Mine (my son gifted it to me: ‘you can have it, Dad’) has better features!

Ups!

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

FACT: I stopped 150 meters short of reaching home.

car in river 1

car in river 1

RUMOR: Nobody was hurt.

car in river 2

car in river 2

ACTION: NZ Police sent a rescue diver straight away.

car in river 3

car in river 3

CHARITY AUCTION: Due to the tidal nature of this river (Heathcote Estuary, Canterbury, New Zealand), free test-drives are being offered only at low tide. You may book one by registering on our website.

car in river 4

car in river 4