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My Pandemic. A Lock-Down Journal in New Zealand, 2 Weeks in, 2 Weeks to Go (?)

Friday, April 10th, 2020

Today I am not going to write much which is new. I’ll just make some points:

  1. People of New Zealand are extremely happy with their leadership’s handling of the crisis (apparently 84%). The number of new infections has been dropping in the past few days. That’s great news! No doubt!
  2. Overseas, countries hit big by the Covid-19 infections are starting to see slightly lower numbers of deaths and confirmed infections (Spain, Italy, USA). It could be a good trend or it could be just a little bump on the graphic.
  3. China warns of a potential second wave, more deadly. How do they know? How do they know only days after their best results so far? And how do we know the initial figures coming from China were correct, as they don’t add up to any evolution of this disease in other badly affected country? (Yes, there is a common answer to these questions, but I am not even tempted to speculate on it. Just watch the Trump – WHO situation and you’ll realise what’s going on.)

To celebrate the first two weeks of the NZ Lock-down, especially being so glad to see that our PM and her staff have stepped in (later than they could have) and imposed (weak) new measures of quarantine, I just want to share with you my Facebook post from the 22nd of March. Read and wonder! Just go back in time a few weeks ago and more than o thousand cases ago…

<< PROBABLY THE LAST CHANCE FOR NZ TO BEAT THE PANDEMIC – URGENT MEASURES REQUIRED

On the 26th of February 2020 I suggested that New Zealand should close its borders.

The very same day Confirmed Case #1 entered the country. We could have contained this and, with our local energy and food resources, we could have waited in isolation without losing one single life to Covid-19, until a vaccine and/or a cure became available. We are not in the middle of a crowded continent with uncontrollable movements. We are an island nation and in full control of our borders.

Now (March 22nd) we have 66 confirmed cases and the number is increasing every day, as it did in other countries before. Soon, this will grow out of control and the multitude of critical patients will overpower our health system.

It is inadmissible that a double standard was applied: those who initially came from China were placed in controlled quarantine in a military facility, while those who later came from Europe, North America, Australia, cruise ships, etc. were just kindly asked to self-isolate.

Of the 66 KNOWN cases, only 10 are in the South Island, without likely any community contagion there.

There is still time to:

1. Isolate the South Island from the North Island and move the essential structures of power to Christchurch.
2. Introduce Mandatory Quarantine for all known and probable cases.
3. Reorganise this shambolic national pandemic response by urgently supporting the medical staff with ventilators, masks, protection suits, test kits, etc. – as many as it is possible made in NZ.
4. Use empty hotels as quarantine facilities and redundant tour buses as mobile testing/lab facilities.
5. Introduce measures to prevent anarchy and put in place tough immediate penalties for those who attempt to take advantage of the situation.
6. Support our weak, sick, elderly and vulnerable with medication, food, constant check-ups, free house heating appliances installation – use people who are being made redundant to create a temporary task force.
7. Activate the Navy and Army Reserves to decisively help with critical pandemic hot spots and public order.
8. Move to an electronic vote system, so the General Elections could be held in time with no threat to public health or to our democracy.
9. Reactivate doctors and nurses recently retired and allow international health professionals currently in the country but without NZ registration to join the fight against Covid-19 to the best of their abilities and experience.
10. Lock down any community with above average rate of infection, on case by case bases, for at least 14 days.

Please share this so maybe it gets to the authorities and they might act decisively. Thank you. >>

Does this ring a bell?

My Pandemic. A Lock-Down Journal in New Zealand, Day 5

Tuesday, March 31st, 2020

589 known to be infected in New Zealand.

I spent the day at home, working, although today I received a Letter of Accreditation from a TV station I sometimes send live reports to. As a journalist, I could move about, as media is deemed an essential service in this country. Quite opposite in Hungary, where plain dictatorship seems to take hold, the Parliament is suspended and you could easily go to jail for expressing your views. Is this the end of the European Union, too?

There are lots of traditional remedies promoted online. many could be potentially dangerous. However, as I woke up in the middle of the night with a dry cough and a sore throat, I mixed salt and lemon juice with warm water and I gargled a few times. It helped. Salt, lemon, water – nothing can be harmful with this combination. Then, I went back to my nightmares. I was in a concentration camp, waiting in a long line to be medically assessed for work or slaughter. We were all wearing white sacks with a hole for our heads and two smaller holes for our arms.

Bed Time Story (continued from 02/08/2011)

Sunday, May 27th, 2012

Night 7

Which computer did we use to write this story at the beginning? It doesn’t matter. I don’t want this in the story, it’s so annoying. Let’s see where the rice is coming from!

If you want to write everything we say, write “I wrote this”.

Rice is essential for a nice lion heart dish. On Planet-Go-to-Bed there’s no rice, as rice grows in fields flooded with water and the only water on that planet can be found in very deep wells full of cows. So, rice has to be imported from Planet Earth. When little children don’t want to go to bed, their parents, who are, of course, much younger, point to the sky and say: “Look, there’s a handful of grains of rice somebody from Earth planted in the Heavens, find you own grain and go to sleep!”

But Faruno was studying at school what people eat on Planet Earth and he found out that only two billions of them actually eat rice. Some others eat prawns, pork and chicken nuggets, but some don’t eat at all.

Today Faruno learned about pizza. This is a very important traditional dish on Earth, as it can make people there sick or healthy, depending on their diet. If you have too much pizza on Earth, you may develop cavities in your teeth. cavities are little caves, where savage germs have parties and their music gets so loud, that it reaches your brain and you start singing as well. The most likely song you’ll sing is called “Ouch!” and it goes like this: “I have no idea, my brain is empty, my tooth is hurting, ouch, ouch, ouch!”

What do we do if we have cavities? We take them to a creative doctor, called the dentist chef. He makes more pizzas, but they are so tiny, they can fill your cavities very easily. The smaller they are, the more expensive they get. A large pizza with mozzarella, salami and zucchini, as seen on TV, can fill the cavities of a whole school, but if you are really rich, you can get a microscopic vegetarian pizza with pineapple and nothing else and this will cure only one tooth, very small, with a cavity so tiny a germ can not even fit in it.

Faruno asked his teacher whether you can get rice pizzas on Planet Earth but the bell rang and when it rings we all have to really go to bed.

Ooops!

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

I was driving behind this truck/motor-home when it hit the railway over-bridge today.

Time: 10:55 A.M. Location: Richardson Terrace, Opawa, Christchurch, New Zealand.

(The photo is cellphone quality, yet authentic and exclusive.)

Ups! This bridge is too low or this lorry is too tall.

Nobody got hurt.

Fourteen months ago, another incident happened just meters away:

https://www.mockoblog.com/?p=788