Night 7
Which computer did we use to write this story at the beginning? It doesn’t matter. I don’t want this in the story, it’s so annoying. Let’s see where the rice is coming from!
If you want to write everything we say, write “I wrote this”.
Rice is essential for a nice lion heart dish. On Planet-Go-to-Bed there’s no rice, as rice grows in fields flooded with water and the only water on that planet can be found in very deep wells full of cows. So, rice has to be imported from Planet Earth. When little children don’t want to go to bed, their parents, who are, of course, much younger, point to the sky and say: “Look, there’s a handful of grains of rice somebody from Earth planted in the Heavens, find you own grain and go to sleep!”
But Faruno was studying at school what people eat on Planet Earth and he found out that only two billions of them actually eat rice. Some others eat prawns, pork and chicken nuggets, but some don’t eat at all.
Today Faruno learned about pizza. This is a very important traditional dish on Earth, as it can make people there sick or healthy, depending on their diet. If you have too much pizza on Earth, you may develop cavities in your teeth. cavities are little caves, where savage germs have parties and their music gets so loud, that it reaches your brain and you start singing as well. The most likely song you’ll sing is called “Ouch!” and it goes like this: “I have no idea, my brain is empty, my tooth is hurting, ouch, ouch, ouch!”
What do we do if we have cavities? We take them to a creative doctor, called the dentist chef. He makes more pizzas, but they are so tiny, they can fill your cavities very easily. The smaller they are, the more expensive they get. A large pizza with mozzarella, salami and zucchini, as seen on TV, can fill the cavities of a whole school, but if you are really rich, you can get a microscopic vegetarian pizza with pineapple and nothing else and this will cure only one tooth, very small, with a cavity so tiny a germ can not even fit in it.
Faruno asked his teacher whether you can get rice pizzas on Planet Earth but the bell rang and when it rings we all have to really go to bed.