Posts Tagged ‘GPS’

Internet Fun (Not So Funny)

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

I have no idea how true these emails I get are or whether their content has been published elsewhere but some stuff is worth sharing. That’s what I found today in my inbox:

<< Family on holiday in Australia [...] when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving.[...] His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the 'OK' hand sign to see if he was all right.


The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why he said 'there was a shark behind you.' The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn't believe him. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and this is what they saw:

someshark

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The Devil in the Mobile Phone I (So Far, So Good)

Friday, May 29th, 2009

MockoBlog MockoLog #5

I’m not a geek.

Not me! I like the outdoors, I go fishing, I play tennis after work, I go camping just with a small tent and I’d like to spend more time weeding my veggie garden.

I think society has become far too dependant on electronics. But not me!

My MP3 player is only 128 MB and I can’t remember where I put it anyway. I had my last cellphone for about four years. I use the same PC since the last millenium, with some improvements caused mainly by broken parts. My stereo at home can not even read re-writable CDs and I have never downloaded “cool free stuff off the Internet”, with the exception of a Trojan a few years ago. I don’t think electronics are worth investing in unless you use them to save time, make more money or if they are a real necessity, like a marine UHF radio when your small boat’s motor stops working 2 miles off shore (it happened to me – twice!).

I’m no fan of big companies that provide our communication services, either. This may be just because I couldn’t find a single one to offer all the services I need in a reasonable package. I get bills from: a satellite TV network, a mobile phone provider, a land line telephone corporate, another phone company who gives me broadband internet and toll calls, I host my website elsewhere and occasionally I may buy a cheap call card or I may pay voice over IP because most of my family are on another continent. (Actually, if you are in New Zealand, most other people tend to be on another continent and that continent tends to no be close enough.) Add these bills and you’ll figure out why I’m spending my time writing a blog nobody reads instead of holidaying in Isla Margarita.

To be continued – I got to go and read the 121 pages of instructions for the new smart phone I bought yesterday and subscribe to some online essential services to be able to use it as a GPS, an internet radio, a mini-laptop and even to write the MockoBlog on it. See you later!