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Christchurch Earthquake

Sunday, March 6th, 2011

Shawn and Andrew, two of the CTV staff I worked with, laughed with, got cross with (as you do), now gone with the television’s building they were in at 12:51 on February the 22nd.

Shawn entrusted me, a recent migrant, with directing/live mixing of sport events and he was the first one to introduce me to the game of cricket I later grew to love. Every day at lunch time Shawn would produce a big carrot from his back-pack – “it helps with your eyes, we spend too much time looking at these bloody monitors, aye?”, he used to say.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/christchurch-earthquake/quake-victims/4700562/Shawn-Lucas

Andrew was a naughty cameraman and an inventive editor. When times were tough for me in 2000, he invited me over to the Lyttelton house he was renting with his then girl friend Petrina and asked me to stay there for as long as I wanted. He was, as Kiwis say, ‘messy as’. A nice chap.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/christchurch-earthquake/quake-victims/4699713

Please stop for a moment, whatever you are doing. These men will never come back.

Christchurch Quake Aftermath

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

When I am updating this post, more than 60 hours after the first quake,  over 100 after-chocks have been felt, most of them between 3.6 and 5.7 Richter, the last one just seconds ago. It feels as though the whole city has been placed as icing on top of a jelly cake.  We are getting used to this perhaps as well as the population of London was getting used to the Blitz Krieg bombing.

travel agent traveling soon

insurance companies are looking at a $2b bill

lost engagement ring(s)

Pub Humour

Saturday, July 10th, 2010

If you go to the Smoke House restaurant on Ferry Road in Christchurch, New Zealand, where the food is cooked by a genius but priced by a tax accountant, there’s a wall with a blackboard and customers write things like these:

My wife ran off with my best friend. God, I miss him so much….

What other people think of you is none of your business.

You can work hard for good money or you can work hard for no money. Your choice.

Fake is the new real.

Famous to myself.

Parachute for sale: never opened / used once / small stain.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I am an excellent house keeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

I’m in my own little world. They all know me in here.

Getting older beats the alternative.

‘Normal’ is a setting on the washing machine.

New Mockoposts

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Soon we shall update this site with new and even more boring mockoposts. Stay tunned!