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My Pandemic. A Lock-Down Journal in New Zealand, Day 1

Friday, March 27th, 2020

Here we go!

I knew it and I expected it but somehow I was hoping that it will never come.

The first day of total lock down was easier than I thought due to work keeping me SO BUSY at home. Which was good. I didn’t stop for much food, it’s hard to have lunch when you have to cook & work, work & cook. Not to mention that these circumstances are not quite inviting, so I just had snacks. During my breaks I tried to improve my little improvised office, which is in the lounge, facing the street through two corner windows guarded by shades created by horizontal blinds. (I never paid attention to these details, I never looked out these windows much.)

What I could see in the street was 100% silence till about midday. Only my neighbour immediately across the fence decided to cut some trees with his chainsaw, not for long, just during my audio calls with the rest of my team. In the afternoon there was a massive invasion of cars (going shopping?), people walking (one of them wearing just socks), and bikers (more than I thought would be safe – but this country has a recent culture of positive discrimination towards bike-lovers). I also saw a courier doing a home-delivery. None of these people were wearing masks.

I stopped working to listen to the official announcements. One was significant, though the information was inserted in between redundant repeats (sorry for my oxymoron) of the same measures put in place. They have rationed subsidised medication, so, in essence, if you are sick, potentially old and surely vulnerable, you have to go out more often, thus being more exposed to this plague. To me, this indicates a clear shortage of supplies, maybe not now, but soon.

In fact, I expect more products to be rationalised and more restrictions to be imposed in the next few days. They have to sell these tough measures to us one at a time, to make them more palatable. Kiwis are used to a lot of freedom and this government (not my favourite in times of peace, but the only one to follow in times of war) has to tighten the noose more and more. Why? Because we are simply about to be hit by the tidal wave of infection.

Today we got to a total of 283 cases. It grows about 100% every two days. Still manageable, offering more time for preparations. In the South Island we only have 69 confirmed infections and no apparent cluster, while in the North there are at least two centres with clear community contamination. The cat is out of the bag and it has been like this for three weeks, I guess. We are part of an experiment, it almost feels like we are.

My wife has started on home-made face masks. Of course, we don’t have any special filters, so she is just using fabric. But the design is exceptional! It takes about one hour to make a mask, so we won’t be mass-producing but only save these unique creations for fashion shows.

Before I go to bed, just some quick considerations on what’s happening internationally: it is very clear to me that the World leaders have absolutely no clue, they throw money at this crisis left, right and centre, but they themselves get infected (Prince Charles confirmed positive). Money won’t run out, juts more of it will be printed. All symptoms of pre-war depression are there. We’ll see food rations or at least a huge reduction in the variety of products available to buy. Essential goods will be either short, or very valuable, or both.

In a war you don’t want to kill the enemy. No. A dead enemy gives you 1 point. You have to wound the enemy. A wounded enemy gives you 10 points because you take 1 soldier out of action and another group of 4 other soldiers to carry him, 1 driver to the hospital and a medical team of 4 there. Is this by design?

That’s me for today. Good night!

Close New Zealand Borders to Avoid the Corona Virus Pandemic!

Wednesday, February 26th, 2020

Close NZ borders!

Act like there's no tomorrow!
Act like there’s no tomorrow!

We are the only developed country in the privileged position to avoid severe consequences.

We are an island nation.

We have a pristine environment with clear air and plenty of fresh drinking water.

We produce enough food to sustain our population.

We are energetically independent.

Why take any chances?

We don’t know yet what the worst case scenario with the corona virus pandemic might be. The economy will suffer anyway, let’s not risk lives for the sake of not losing money. The magnitude of this is yet unknown.

Close NZ borders before it is too late!

1st Time I Write about Trump

Wednesday, November 9th, 2016

I did not want to mention anything about this during the US presidential campaign because the opinion of most of my contacts was against what I was thinking. Trump. He reminds me of Reagan, but I could be so wrong. This one also has to deliver. And this is only possible through unity both inside his country and in the way he conducts foreign policy. The World is changing and common dichotomous concepts like “living in a dictatorship vs living in a democracy” will be replaced by by complex pan-global movements like “acting as a planet while acting as a nation / a religion / a tribe / a group of interests and expanding in a way that is positive for all”. If Trump fails, he could become a new type of Hitler or Stalin or Pol Pot – yet with a difference: he could be the one who has the real power to destroy everything. If he succeeds, we’ll all be better off on Earth and we could send next generations out there, in the future, taking mankind to a new stage, colonising worlds. Can Trump deliver? No, he can’t. But, especially with full control of the Congress, he could be instrumental in setting-up a platform top start with. The future will look after the rest. So, I welcome Trump not for what he is, but for what he could be the trigger of.

To Be or Not to Be a Kiwi Dad in Emergency Situations

Friday, December 9th, 2011

Sometimes I wonder whether I did well when I decided to move to New Zealand. Occasionally I get a hint. Today I went to get my kid from school and, as he was coming from the indoor swimming pool with all his wet stuff tucked randomly in his backpack, a bright red box fell on the footpath. It was a pocket-size waterproof electronic device which combines radio (including two SW bands), LED torch and USB laptop/cellphone charger, a battery-free dual-powered (dynamo and solar) compact emergency unit. Initially, my Romanian-educated instincts made me believe that my son pinched it somehow and I was ready to take it to the ‘lost and found property’ area, then I realized that every single kiddo had one of them. The NZ Red Cross gave every single school-aged child in Christchurch this survival item in the wake of the terrible earthquake we had earlier this year. Yet sometimes I doubt I’ve made a good decision by coming to this country – in the end of the day I didn’t get a bright red solar radio to listen to my cricket when I have my beer pretending that I’m out fishing, boating or camping. This is age discrimination and I should complain to the authorities!

This is no advert, I really like it!

Oh, it seems that the Americans get a fake version of this device. Watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_10KXcTGV4g

only if you have nothing better to do. Mine (my son gifted it to me: ‘you can have it, Dad’) has better features!