Archive for the ‘Boating’ Category

Travel for Real! How I’m Gonna Go to Europe and Maybe Back – Part 1

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

I sold my boat. I had it for three years and with my older son moving to another island for Uni, she was just going to rot in front of our house.

I leave in New Zealand. Pretty cool down here, wouldn’t move elsewhere for good. Yet my other family, my first, are back there in Europe, most of them all the way up in Romania. I don’t see much of them, haven’t seen my only sis for ages and she’s got a baby now, my first nephew. There are a couple of parents I might miss and a bunch of ex-mates. So the boat chose to split-reincarnate herself in a few plane tickets.

NZ to Romania takes at best three long haul flights and two days, there are 12 time zones in between, it’s a lovely Climate Warming summer here and a bloody Cold War winter over there.

I looked for tickets on the net but it seemed my boat had not been big enough to fly my all the way and back plus to allow me a glass of vodka in Bucharest and a Kiwi beer on my return, three weeks later.

I shall tell you the story of my trip to the old side of the World and back. It starts with an Emirates booking.

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How to Make Love in a Fishing Boat

Friday, October 9th, 2009

It’s been a while since the last mockopost. It would have been even longer but for the sake of an idea I thought I had and in fact it was nothing at all, yet it got me going.

This post should actually be called “What Is Love” but I found that “How to Make Love in a Fishing Boat” sounds a bit more lucrative, advertorial and should therefore bring a few more readers.

What is love making? It’s hard to say. Anyone can come up with a definition based on experience, desire, dreams, frustrations, you name it! With some help from our friend Google, I looked for photos. The “moderate search” had to be on in order to avoid conflicts with the very rating of mockoblog.com. I did find one interesting picture sent by our ocean-dwelling cousins:

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Then I found a human version:

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And finally, this one, 100% Platonic:

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All I needed was to find a suitable fishing boat and I did:

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Why did I post this? There is only one creature on this planet who knows. And it’s not a human.

Internet Fun – Joke of the Day

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband
liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take  a short nap.  Although she wasn’t familiar with the
lake, the wife decided to take the boat out.

She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her
book.  Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her
and said, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading my book” she replies as she thinks to herself, “Isn’t it
obvious?”

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.

“But officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to take you in and write
you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with rape,” snapped the irate
woman.

“But,  I haven’t even touched you,” groused the sheriff.

“Yes, that’s true,” she replied, “but you do have all the equipment.”

Fishing Rather than (Mocko)blogging

Sunday, September 6th, 2009