I’m having a bath listening to a radio programme on international law in times of war, on my cell. Bloody serious but equally boring. As soon as the conversation passed the time of chivalry, knights and Crusades, I got my Nokia E71 (which is now in a plastic zip bag) to chech my emails. I have four addresses that I can manage from this phone and in the second inbox I found an em@il from the bloke who’s supposed to pick me up at the Bucharest Baneasa Airport in about 42 hours. He says: ‘It may be summer where you’re coming from but it’s damn cold winter in Romania and in the whole of Europe, bring warm clothes! The forecast for when you land is 11 bellow and snowing.’ Yeah, right! I replied: ‘Jandals, sunnies and maybe my tennis cap OK?’ I can’t ad a bloody straw to my bag. It’s locked, secured, tagged, sealed, ready to be thrown in the belly of the B777 & A380 beasts from Christchurch all the way up to Vienna. I’m not touching it. As the radio talk show gets to Israel’s right (?) to launch a preemptive strike on Iran, I open a wee software I installed on the Nokia, World Traveller, and check the weather through the cities I’ll be in at the respective times:
Christchurch: 15 (that’s our summer!), dry
Sydney: 29, dry
Dubai: 26, overcast
Vienna: 0, dry
Bucharest: -3, snow.
It’s getting better and better. [I see some guys are tweeting about this travel log and I haven’t even departed.] Prince William has just landed in New Zealand. Hillary Clinton, who was due here this weekend, has postponed her visit. But what do these have to do with my trip. I’d better get back to my last minute preparations. I’m leaving for the airport in two and a half hour. First I’ll turn this waterproof radio off because the show now reached the topic of terrorists and planes. Good timing, indeed!