My best friend is in Switzerland on a business trip. He asked me if there’s anything I might like him to buy while over there. I have not travelled to that part of the world myself, but I had done my homework long time ago anyway and that’s what I asked him to get:
– Some Swiss chocolate;
– Some Swiss cheese;
– A Swiss Army knife;
– A precision Swiss watch;
– A Swiss bank savings account
He promised to get the Swiss Guard instead.
(Photo stolen from somewhere on the Internet; original text, though.)