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Mockocast – Episode 1 (Audio)
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009Oslogate – The Lewinsky-Obama Conspiracy
Saturday, October 10th, 2009Is this the work of the Republicans? Is it just the Norwegians by themselves? No way! This has long been in the making.
US President Barack Obama is getting the Nobel Prize for… Peace. Last time a Democrat President was given a gift of this nature, it came from Monica Lewinsky.
The Mockocast
Monday, August 31st, 2009Soon our best mockoposts will be adapted for the Internet and mockocasted! (This be voice you can listen to if you can’t be bothered reading or if you just can’t.) No, at first there will be no pictures; just use your imagination. (That be the top half of your IQ.)
A team of webmasters, sound engineers, voice-over artists and some radio personalities, togehter with a few notorious bloggers, a bunch of ex-international journalists and many other equally important folk, one of them making a cup of tea, are working as we speak to insure that the mockocasts will be produced can be released soon. The very first episode will only be launched as a collectible edition!
In the future the mockoteam will present interviews with celebs incognito and even live mockocasts from our IP studios, but one step at a time!
Step one: mobile fone in hand or eyes on your PC screen! Step two: stay tuned! Step three: just stay there a bit longer, yes, slightly to the right! That’s it!
He Who Owns You
Friday, August 21st, 2009
What is life? Who runs this business? (Don’t look for excuses, you atheist prick! This mockopost is not about God!) What’s your Exo-IQ?
How would you feel waking up floating above your death bed with the sudden realisation that now you are in possession of the final truth? What if this truth were that all your life was spent serving as a nameless slave amidst million of nameless slaves? It doesn’t sound like fun, does it?
Yet, just like they say in those endless infomercials, “But wait! There is more!”:
Imagine that not only you’re well dead and yet aware of this scary new state of vertigo, but you’re also a non-believer in life after life. As much as you might be floating freely in an out of body experience, you are actually in a very tight spot. This is not the right place and this is not the best timing to receiving more bad news.
Guess what!? ” This special offer doesn’t end here!”
It becomes clear to you that you only had a single go at the Earthly human life, hence the realisation you’ve just screwed it! Just another bloody slave!
“Order now and get the full benefit of this one-off deal!”
The worse part is not only that you wasted it all, but you also served and died anonymously for a master who’s grace, compassion, beauty, mana and IQ do not exceed those of a broken light bulb’s.
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Disclaimer
1. Pictures courtesy to the mighty Internet.
2. Wanna know now, while still inside this life, who The Master is? Do you think he or it is your bank? your health? your lover? your God? your username on the Mockoblog?
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“This is the last chance to take advantage of this amazing deal! Only one full bonus package left ant it MUST go to the first caller!”
Mate, if you really want to find out who owns you, stay tunned to the mockoposts. Your Exo-IQ won’t drop.