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Part 5. This is about money, isn’t it?

Yes, it is when it gets about the wizard thing. When Faruno turns into a wizard.

How do we make money on Planet Go-to-Bed?

I actually have a good idea: kill a cow with a sword made of lava and obsidian and diamond? (That was cool.)

Do you know that long time ago even on Planet Earth people were killing cows to make their wishes come true?

Dad, people don’t do that. But people on Planet Go-to-Bed think that. Did you put a full-stop? I’ve got a better idea! If they feed the cow or an elephant to a rhyno, they may get another person from the Planet Earth.

This is called sacrifice. OK, let’s get back to Faruno becoming a magician (Dad, this is another word for wizard). OK, we want to make more money, but we don’t know how. If we copy this story many times with the printer and sell them to a librarian for money, we get rich.

[at this point the author goes back to his computer game]

I think we have to carry on with this story another night.

Dad, I want to do some more of the story now ’cause the page is not big enough. I can attack from wherever I want, I have two bad guys, but I move when they attack me.

I can’t think of how Faruno can make money.

But there’s no money on Planet Go-to-Bed.

They have to kill a cow with a sword. To kill a cow means making money because that planet is a magic place.

OK, can we go to bed now before we make money? I’ll go to brush my teeth and the computer should be off when I return. We’ll finish the money story another night, when we figure out how. Good night, Faruno Albalgandon Vextraliensis!

Dad, I want you to read a real story for me, not to be making a fake one. You pick any story but it has to be one I like.