Archive for the ‘MOCKOPEDIA’ Category

New Earthquake

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

This is my street, Gloucester, in Christchurch, New Zealand, as it looked 24 hours ago, when we were hit by another 6.3 quake.

Photo courtesy to www.stuff.co.nz

Bed Time Story (continued from 16/03/2011)

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Part 5. This is about money, isn’t it?

Yes, it is when it gets about the wizard thing. When Faruno turns into a wizard.

How do we make money on Planet Go-to-Bed?

I actually have a good idea: kill a cow with a sword made of lava and obsidian and diamond? (That was cool.)

Do you know that long time ago even on Planet Earth people were killing cows to make their wishes come true?

Dad, people don’t do that. But people on Planet Go-to-Bed think that. Did you put a full-stop? I’ve got a better idea! If they feed the cow or an elephant to a rhyno, they may get another person from the Planet Earth.

This is called sacrifice. OK, let’s get back to Faruno becoming a magician (Dad, this is another word for wizard). OK, we want to make more money, but we don’t know how. If we copy this story many times with the printer and sell them to a librarian for money, we get rich.

[at this point the author goes back to his computer game]

I think we have to carry on with this story another night.

Dad, I want to do some more of the story now ’cause the page is not big enough. I can attack from wherever I want, I have two bad guys, but I move when they attack me.

I can’t think of how Faruno can make money.

But there’s no money on Planet Go-to-Bed.

They have to kill a cow with a sword. To kill a cow means making money because that planet is a magic place.

OK, can we go to bed now before we make money? I’ll go to brush my teeth and the computer should be off when I return. We’ll finish the money story another night, when we figure out how. Good night, Faruno Albalgandon Vextraliensis!

Dad, I want you to read a real story for me, not to be making a fake one. You pick any story but it has to be one I like.

Today’s Changes in the Arab World – The Start of World War III

Monday, February 21st, 2011

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Morocco, Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, Egypt, Djibouti, Yemen, Bahrain, Iran – have we missed many?

Please read our mockoposts since 31 January 2011 and check our predictions out, as they slowly but surely come true, leading towards the Third World War and the New World Order.

Could World War III be Triggered by the Egypt Situation? – The Fate of Islam and the Paradox of Democracy

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Seven days after the Egypt uprising started, Hosni Mubarak is buying time.

He knows his reign is over but he also knows his predecessor, Anwar El Sadat, perhaps more popular and respected, ended up with a bullet in his chest, meters away from where Mubarak himself was standing.

The 82 year old president needs to accomplish three objectives before he leaves the country – yes, this is the only option left for him at this stage:

1. he has to destroy as much as possible of the information that links him and his close allies to any corruption or more severe crimes;

2. he must secure the moneys an other valuables (30 years old dictatorships, even rather benign ones, tend to gather a bit of cash) will be easy to access if and when and where he is overseas and prosecuted (Swiss banks are no more safe heavens from this point of view);

3. he is perhaps negotiating to find a country to harbour him and his dearest long term – the main candidate would be the USA, to which he’s been a good team player, however, the USA will have to make do with the following regime and has no interest to upset a new Egyptian government (this is what happened when the last Shah of Iran, the exiled and dying Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, hoped to find refuge in the USA).

Yet the fate of Mr Mubarak is less important. The future of Islam and indeed the fate of the whole World could be at stake.

If democratic elections are held in Egypt, the Muslims will undoubtedly win a vast majority. Even with a moderate government, assuming that Mohamed Elbaradei becomes the president, it is unlikely that Egypt’s policy towards Israel and even the USA will maintain status qvo. This is a gunpowder barrel to watch.

The paradox of democracy is that it never worked in a volatile environment. And what more flammable situation than what we experience now in the Middle East? Extrapolating,  between Islam and Judeo-Christianity, even beyond, on a planet where the only superpower is loosing ground on every direction, excepting the military one, what is happening in Egypt could be seen as a new Sarajevo, the starting point of  World War III, the pretext for a reshuffle of the international draw cards.

Actually, a Sarajevo-type event took place in New York ten years ago, with the attack on the Twin Towers but it is only know that the ball is in the moderate Arabs’ court, which indicates the maximum level of insecurity for this type of play.  This is not George W. Bush versus the Taliban. This is no joke. It’s the big cutting of the cake and anyone wants a good slice of it.

For the next year or two, watch countries like Iran, Dubai and its associated emirates, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Libya, Turkey, Pakistan (the only Muslim nuclear country), Azerbaijan, both Korean states, Venezuela, Cuba, Nigeria, France, Italy, Serbia, Greece and the Vatican.

As strange as it may seem, a major international crisis can achieve a few positive changes:

1. a massive boost for the global economy;

2. a redistribution of the power balance, perhaps with China dominating the East and the Pacific, the USA, Europe and Russia controlling the North and the Atlantic, India acting as a world umpire;

3. oceanic and African resources being shared more evenly;

4. less religious hatred with the humiliation of Islam and minimization of the other major monotheistic trends;

5. exponential scientific  progress in information, energy (oil will be made redundant sooner than expected) and genetics, leading to the need of a global governance, with the aim of colonizing the outer space (large corporations to act first, as they are better prepared for a changing world than governments).

It is very unlikely that those changes will occur without high loss of life. Mass-murder weapons could be deployed and entire populations may be eradicated.

The way Hosni Mubarak will leave Egypt should give us some indication of where everything is heading to. Watch the mockoblog during these interesting and dangerous times and hope you are on the winning side, as there may be no neutral options.